iithil:

things-inbetween:

flurrycolton:

whxtepony:

hannaoliviaway:

almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life

fuck my whole life

All my life goals.

I can’t handle how perfect this is.

Tuesday Sep 30
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

Tuesday Sep 30

actuallygrey:

thesoutherly:

Friendsgiving | Lauren Ledbetter Design

And in one swift swoop I planned Fake Christmas for December 1st with my friends.

(Fake Christmas for those that don’t know, Christmas dinner and gift giving with friends on the 1st of December so we can see our families on actual Christmas day. A new thing I’ve been introduced to with my new friends, I can’t wait!)

Tuesday Sep 30
manisima:

Alicia Borrás for Andrés Sardá SS15

manisima:

Alicia Borrás for Andrés Sardá SS15

Tuesday Sep 30
fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

Monday Sep 29

tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious

Monday Sep 29

yessirthreebagsfullsir:

mysweetlorraine:

ohweremyotpbaby:

abfabarooney:

winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

This is bloody heartbreaking

Got to the second one and realized what it was FKIN TEARS

Nooooo

Whywhywhy

Monday Sep 29

For the first time, in literally years, I feel good. I wasnt scared to talk to people as much. I felt/looked cute. I had fun. I want so badly for the old me to come back, and I can feel her poking her head out of the abyss! I’m no doctor, but I havent felt like me since before I got on the implanon implant for birth control. I’ve had it out for a little over a month and I feel like I might get back to the happy, outgoing, giant personality that I once was . I dont feel hopeless for the first time in three years. I am so happy that I dont want to go to sleep. I feel so good, so normal, so me!

Monday Sep 29
neverskipnine:

sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

#her character didn’t exist and when she auditioned the creators were like#no you get your own character#do whatever you want#all of her shit was improv (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson

I’m laughing at the blonde girl on the far left because it looks like she attacks her own boobs

neverskipnine:

sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

image

I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

 (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson

I’m laughing at the blonde girl on the far left because it looks like she attacks her own boobs

Monday Sep 29

egodram:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

I went to Iceland for 2 days back in 2005, those were two of the most amazing days of my entire life.

Monday Sep 29

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

Monday Sep 29

Cute crazy chicken lady :3

Sunday Sep 28

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

Sunday Sep 28
hefuckin:

I want to pull off this look so bad, tbh.

hefuckin:

I want to pull off this look so bad, tbh.

Sunday Sep 28

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

Sunday Sep 28

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